DEAR DUMB DIARY : AM I THE PRINCESS OR THE FROG? - Puffin

"More of the (nearly) true and absolutely hilarious confessions of Jamie Kelly . . .
Jamie's best friend is planning to display a picture of Jamie next to her disgustingly stinky beagle, as part of a project to show how pets look like their people. Gee, thanks.
And her mum, in a twisted plot created by the school dinner ladies, has been asked to cook meatloaf for the whole school. Mum's cooking - known for its ability to poison anyone who touches it. Mum's meatloaf - the food that even Stinker turns his nose up at.
Can Jamie survive the shame?"