SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS,A 6 : ERSATZ ELEVATOR

If you have just picked up this book, then it is not too late to put it back down. Like the previous book in a A Series of Unfortunate Events, there is nothing to be found in these pages but misery, despair,and discomfort, and you still have time to choose something else to read. Within the chapters of this story. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baudelaire encounter a darkened staircase, a red herring, some friend in a dire situation, three mysterious initials, a liar with an evil scheme, a secret passageway, and parsley soda. I have sworn to write down these takes of the Baudelaire orphans so the general public will know each terrible thing that has happened to them, but if you decide to read something else instead, you will save yourself from a heapful of horror and woe.