SERIES OF UNFORTUNATE EVENTS,A 5: AUSTERE ACADEMY

If you are looking for a story about cheerful youngsters spending a jolly time at boarding school, look elsewhere. Violet, Klaus, and Sunny Baidelaire are intelligent and resourceful children, and you might expect that they would do very well at school. Don't. For the Baudelaires, school turns out to be another miserable episode in their unlucky lives. Truth be told, within the chapters that make up this dreadful story, the children will face snaping crabs, strict punishments, dripping fungus comprehensive exams, violin recitals, S.O.R.E., and the metric system. It is my solemn duty to stay up all night researching and writing the history of thse three hapless youngsters, but you may be more comfortable getting a good night's sleep. In that case, you should probably choose some other book.